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Byron Christopher Nelson was an American Lutheran pastor and an early apologist for creationism.
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\"Let You Go\" is the second overall, and official lead single, taken from drum and bass duo Chase & Status' second studio album, No More Idols. The song features vocals from singer Mali, and was released as a digital download on 15 August 2010. The single debuted on the UK Singles Chart at number 11, marking the duo's second most successful single to date. In July 2010, \"Let You Go\" was added to BBC Radio 1's A playlist.
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